Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.
Liz Lemon, 30 Rock, “Grandmentor” (via theillustratednerdgirl)

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nevver: If PHP were British
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If PHP were British

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nevver: These are the armies of the night. They are 100,000 strong. They outnumber the cops five to one. They could run New York City. Tonight they’re all out to get The Warriors.
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These are the armies of the night. They are 100,000 strong. They outnumber the cops five to one. They could run New York City. Tonight they’re all out to get The Warriors.

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minusmanhattan:

Underwater by Brian Bielmann.

Check out more from this awesome series of underwater surfing photography here.

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A 53,900% speedup: Nginx, Drupal, and Memcache bring concurrency up and page load time way down | TechnoSophos

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